Being stuck in a house full of old people during the holidays...
is not a good time.
The old people I want dead:
1. My Grandma Shelia
2. My Grandpa Dale
3. My Grandma Dolores
4. That lady at the store who said 'goth' was just a fad and I'd grow out of it. (I'm not goth)
5. The guy whose truck my brother threw a stick at.
6. My Grandma Edna
7. My poor Skitzo Aunt Lorettia
8, 9, & 10. The three old ladies my step-step-dad gave my cats to.